Im More Of An Indoor Cat

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

CAT Scan

CAT Detected

Narcissus taking a selfie is the ACTUAL best.

These are all so good! Some of them are SO Good!

talk about life imitating art, huh?

Uzbekistan is an interesting place. It's one of those contradictory post-soviet countries that has luxury apartments, but demolished historic sites for the real estate.

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

CAT DAD IS BACK

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ❤

Not to sound too slutty but I'd play with your hair and listen to your problems.

What the hell kind of cow is that?

Don’t be rude that’s their boyfriend

I love that on mobile, instead of getting bigger, it just looks like the picture is getting progressively less blurry, as if youre experiencing this from the perspective of someone coming out of a coma

what are you talking about this is 100% accurate

y'all hear one funny word and you just smash that reblog huh

Customer support be like