the real reason the first interview went south is because daniel was not yet divorced and therefore could not relate to louis on a level of divorcee-to-divorcee. the second interview went so well because daniel, now divorced twice, could not only relate to louis on that level, but also could then sense a certain eau de divorce in the air and did not relent until he sniffed it out and ended another marriage.

don't forget how bad Daniel fucked up raising his daughters by the second interview so now they're both world's worst girl dads <3

those fuckass vampires saw two young women enter the only functional vampire relationship in the history of vampires and were like 'oh we must kill them'

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me