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not involved in the romantic part but i do think like. ralsei is def also part of the "kris wants to be stopped but their friends love them too much to stop them" thing. ralsei KNOWS at least some shit but their response is to be like "well i trust You, Kris, to have good reasons and to be doing this for the better" and meanwhile kris is just like PLEASE GET MAD AT ME FOR ONCE PLEASE PLEASE PL

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

This is the “you can’t expect me to find Nigeria on a map; I’m an American!” website so I think people should be ruder