Anticlimactic Hell

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

get yourself a man who crumples like a soggy piece of paper

just folds over and sobs

paper mache type guy

beautiful women I want to say this to you as clearly and respectfully as I can: lavender with all of your beef dishes, especially for the slow braises

the floral and herbal notes will bind to the fat molecules and give them an essential lift. the ghost of the cow will be comforted and sustained by the ghost of the flowers. also panfry your mushrooms in a dry pan without oil until all the water cooks out and then add butter and onions.

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

THEY ARE

What a time to be alive.

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

​World Heritage Post

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen