im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

They say there are other worlds out there beyond the stone sea, but I think that's stupid nonsense.

The author must have been eating woodland salad, candied acorns, turnip pie, plum-cakes, bilberry tarts, arrowroot shortbread, and glazed maple shoots, and drinking flagons of October ale and raspberry cordial when they wrote this

pretentious grad students, intellectual snobs, and highbrows of all stripes FOR fanfiction

<gestures with weary pride at the entire backlog of be the serpent episodes> we've been saying 🐍🌹🗡️

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

Andre DeShields

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

SEPARATE CHURCH (AO3) AND STATE (TRADPUB)

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you