Vic

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

Crack theory: There's nothing supernatural going on in Iron Lung. Simon is just experiencing the side effects of chugging almost pure ethanol like a fucking moron.

I may be misremembering, but that was NOT ethanol. Ethanol is the one that our bodies can process (still poison, just not insta kill you poison) What he drank was rubbing alcohol, likely isopropanol. Isopropanol is just poison. I'm sure it's at least part of the reason he was vomiting up blood.

my only religious belief is that there is no afterlife except for the ublock origin team who are going to heaven and the youtube anti-adblock team who are going to hell

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!