Lou-wee! Like LOUIS VUITTON!

horrifying that simply wanting something done does not, in fact, make any progress towards it getting done.

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

"okay, but are you a nonbinary woman or a nonbinary man" im going to nonbury you in a fucking hole.

"codify" is such a fun word. lawmakers! turn this into a fish

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

girl, i specifically told you to put your records on

hey, remember when buck had a dad and a daddy? well now he has neither

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts