Aussie Cub

this funky little wooden dude is off the shits

I’ll say it this time: for the love of all that is holy unmute this

Short, stocky dudes are the new hot gay commodity. Tall muscle gays are OUT I’m sorry it has been passed by the gay senate

*now’s my chance*

Raw and Order

🎵 cum, cum 🎵

Special Bottoms Unit

Pastor Dusty Wig

Let them speak

Why can’t we ever do math for normal things

reblog if it's okay to send you a nude

and dont forget no microtransactions

And is a complete game with no missing elements. The DLC is only additional content that is separate from the main game, and doesnt lock you out of any content for not owning it.

Even the preorder bonuses weren’t exclusive, you could just unlock them sooner.

it’s almost like people enjoy offline, single-player, story-based games. 

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

they cut it because of the ONE gay reference

both of these sketches were written by julio torres - here’s his twitter

Omg 😂

I just want you all to know that my dramatic 6 year old ass would have loved all of this shit.

I’m the dramatique™ hand to face moment in the broken mirror.

“YOU HAVE EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING IS FOR YOU. AND THIS ONE THING IS FOR HIM.” I don’t know Julio Torres nor his sexual orientation but no matter what it is he has lived The Queer Experience™ .

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

thank you friend

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

holy shit

That went from cool to horrifying is 0.05 seconds

*gets a pool of this* eUe GONNA BE A MERMAID-

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

This is a good one 12/10

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

#Erin your friend Jackie is in it and it’s a different vine than usual! – lmao omg elvira your tags are the best

The “SAIL!” song one had me _laughing at work_

The “Yo Brandon what’s number 1” is the best vine in the entire world and no one will ever convince me otherwise

Gay dating is a lot like finding a job, you either find one on the internet or get a referral through a friend

People are always excited about how ants can lift way more than their bodyweight but I’m not impressed. I can lift dorito crumbs too its not that hard

If ants were really strong then they’d be able to grow bigger without being crushed by the weight of their own stupid exoskeleton

~oh look at me~ I have hydraulics in my legs but couldnt figure out how to build a functional respiratory system so when I get too big I jsut die

I posted this at 4am but i stand by it