it’s a soup game!

the new carls jr mac stack bacon attack cheddar double burger will have "dual screen" capabilities, a recent press release confirms that this will include "the capacity to give informed consent"

aftercare but for your job

why do so many recent fantasy books only have a single non-binary person in them. everyone understands the person is non-binary there is no stumbling over pronouns or need to explain—yes, the wizard librarian we’ve all seen them—but there’s only ever One. the author cares enough to acknowledge the existence of people who fall outside of a gender binary but not enough to invest in there being like. a community. wizard gender studies. there’s just grevory the they/them librarian who sprung fully formed and fully non-binary into the magical land of fortinblargh or whatever the fuck

WET BEAST WEDNESDAY

one of my favorite wet beast for this wednesday

can someone make the transmasc version

the transmasc version is when you legally change your name to conan because you thought it was a cool name and you've been using it for 3+ years only for strangers to just say "oh like conan o brien" in public while you just stand there awkwardly and question who that is only to see the most horrific man in your life and realize you are associated with that and have to have a day off to cry knowing your friends probably knew naming yourself conan was stupid and now you're associated with a demon. im so scared. i saw him once and i ran away in the public bathroom with someone jacking off in the stall next to me and i had to sit there listening to that shit and others using the bathroom for 2 hours until he was finally gone and I spent the rest of the day locked inside my home.

guy who has only ever experienced shadows on the cave wall, finally perceiving the world as it truly is: getting a lot of shadows on the cave wall vibes from this

The word "system" implies a level of organisation and a clarity of purpose that i simply do not possess.

Character with superiority complex I love you forever

This is a really fantastic return to form for this genre of post. In recent years there's been less and less effort put into this vital aspect of internet culture, it's nice to see a return to the truly artisanal work of the late 00s.

Now THIS is what the internet exists for. I was LOCKED IN the whole time.