August

hate when I rb a post that i think is just good but it turns out it's vaguing like fifteen other posts and now it looks like I've take a Stance even though I just woke up and haven't even been born yet truly

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Pokemon Heritage Post

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

Official silly sign

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

Something something, suffering builds character or whatever

no it doesn't. suffering builds suffering.

forever thinking about those posts from japanese 4chan equivalent where everybody was having mealt downs about the cut pokemon, but there was this one guy saying “mr. basculin made it!” and this other replying with “y tho”

Pokemon Heritage Post

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Diversity win! The creepypasta haunting your Minecraft world is trans!

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its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

hey everypony. can you direct me to the nonfiction birding books. thanks.

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“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

Today's Seal Is: *Blows Up*