AudraXIV

I’m a patron of the arts (I leave nice comments on aO3).

I'm a patron of the arts (I reblog on Tumblr dot com)

I’m a patron of the arts (I commission stuff)

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

The second worst part is, once you get older, you find yourself saying "you'll understand when you're older" with Full Comprehension of how fucking annoying you're being right now, but also knowing that it's all you can say.

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

The woman being able to do all that in the heels feels more impressive, honestly.

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason