welcome to my bullshit!

Sometimes a family is a disgraced knight a gay alcoholic priest and a teenage girl who is also Jesus Christ

Basically i like when theres pillows and blankets

when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

yea well im possessed and its yours

in this house we do grandma activities

how much does the aurora borealis weigh

it's pretty light

She nos on my feratu til i puke up all my blood

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

“you should be the bigger person” absolutely not. i’m cursing his entire bloodline.

decaying all by yourself sweetheart?

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

if I was a politician i'd just take the bribe and not do what I was bribed to do. simple. but no one has done this

chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt