theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

@onenicebugperday please look at this giant of a man, incredible

absorb my neutrons

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

The feeling of picking your skin is infinitely more euphoric than any fidget toy