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Shout out to this tiny yet crucial error on an otherwise actually very informative post about myths about tax returns and the IRS

daughter-of-sapph0

oh boy! something in my mailbox from the IRA? I wonder what it could be!

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josilverdragon

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

muntzerism-diggerism

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the older i get, the more i appreciate the competency and cooperativeness of those politicians who got together to kill caesar

rat-bastard-king

60 agreed to kill him and only 23 followed through with the plan, if I remember correctly.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i’m american do you know how siked i would be to get 23 senators to agree on direct action

cynassa

According to Christopher Andrew apparently only one stroke was actually fatal

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

that is exactly as effective as I expect most political action to be tbh

annebonny42

I think it’s my duty to tell the world that not only a single stab was fatal, but also a bunch of those senators accidentally stabbed each other (and some of them died because of the wounds) cause they were panicking so much while attacking Caesar

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

this is it. this is the taxpayers money in action. incredible.

samtheviking

@iamfuckingweeping

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....but.... why?

To quote Cave Johnson: "Science isn't about why, it's about WHY NOT!"

vlanderzine

I want a knife gun.

vivcaprica

For an updated Ides of March

deceptive-owls

The Ides of March: Reloaded

brutus is back and this time….. he doesn’t need the whole senate

#ides of march

forestgreenandgray

source

thememedaddy

the-possibleastronaut

Swarla but make it Van Gogh

#swarla #this is beautiful

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ralfmaximus

Whistleblower on Reddit rage-blogs about how the food delivery company he worked for as a developer is ripping customers AND drivers off.

Main post screenshotted here in case it gets yanked; the whole thread is worth a read.

Posted January 2026.

perfectday1972

#I laugh I reblog

crisismoth

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

#i’m in this picture and i don’t like it

handweavers

there is something erotic about watching someone be extraordinarily competent at something especially if they're also really passionate about it

nohoperadio

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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grogusmum

karcatgirl-vantas

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

skluug

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

ace-disgrace-on-the-case

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

professionalchaoticdumbass

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree

behold, the default object!

shqrimp

of fucking course

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