Sunflower

How did mark ruffalo age 20 years in 4

How did Paul Rudd age -2 years in 4

There is a point where you go from not cursing in front of adults to not cursing in front of kids

I cried in front of my coworkers about a DJ Robot

show us the duck op

forbidden bath toy

Lush is getting wild with their bath bombs

On the off-chance that someone has saved the world and no one knew about it. Thank you.

Hey Jimbo, did you know that the US pushed UFO conspiracy fodder to disguise its secret jet programs? Isn’t that wacky?

Pepperidge Farms remembers

I can’t believe the 2005 pride & prejudice completely understood that the ONLY correct characterization for Darcy was having him look mortifyingly uncomfortable in literally every situation he’s placed in. his body language is just. horrifying. this man wants to crawl into a hole. not to mention he’s like 6 and a half feet tall which is just. he’s so uncomfortably Large that you can’t ignore him even though he Desperately Wants You To Ignore Him. thank GOD they didn’t try any of that Dashing Gentleman bullshit. awkward nerd is the only correct Darcy.

What if dogs are never really happy. What if they just live in constant anxiety and the only thing that makes it temporarily go away is human acknowledgement.

my dog is constantly peeing all over the place cause we’re so busy and we can’t take care of him all the time. but when we have time (every weekends to be exact) and I’m just petting him softly, he looks so calm and trying to fight sleep even if he already slept for 5 hours

do crabs think fish can fly?

So I may be a bitch with a shit personality but at least I’m not a solo stan

also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!

and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 

stating something reblog if you agree

dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.

the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century

Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)

or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,

pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck

Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?

Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S

👏or👏putting👏hand👏claps👏 between👏words👏to👏show👏 importance👏

Thanks I hate it