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Percy: Oh that's a relief, I thought I was going to die.

Annabeth: Says here you ate a glow stick.

Percy: “Doesn’t play by the rules.”

Annabeth: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to complete sense so fast.

Leo: That's right.

Will: Because you've set up such a low bar until now.

Percy: Oh. Phew.

Jason: Fuck. That’s true.

Nico: I mean, check their pulse, obviously.

Reyna, immediately turning her ship to crash into the rocky cliffs: Who the fuck said that?

Percy: So I guess the answer is yes, in relative terms.

Percy to Mrs. O’Leary: Have you served in the military?

Percy: I assume that means you’re providing a toothbrush.

Will: [turns to look out the window] I'm lonely.