I, For One, Am

But turning to the dark side changed his physical appearance. Most notably his eyes, which became yellow (a very typical Sith transformation in many species)

And while I know that Wookies are not supposed to be able to be force sensitive and therefore cannot become Jedi or Sith, all I am saying is that

Homie this the same dude

To the woman that inspired countless girls and people of color, we will never forget you.

You will always be in our hearts.

Thank you for going where no woman had gone before.

What’s a little more concerning, is the fact that the nutrition label seems to be bullshit. It claims that the bottle somehow holds 444 single tablespoon servings, aka 1.7 gallons, aka 6.4 liters, all crammed into a sized ketchup bottle (i can’t find an actual volume anywhere on their website, but the bottles people are receiving certainly aren’t gallon sized). To add to the nutritional label’s already incredible relibility, it’s apparently attached to the bottle with glitter glue. all of this leads many people to question if the rest of the information on there is true at all, which is always a good thing when you’re food shopping.

And the sauce changes color every time: sometimes it’s hot pink, sometimes it’s baby pink, sometimes it’s pepto-bismol pink, sometimes it’s orange? and the consistency is all over the place, sometimes it’s watery, sometimes is chunky.

The packaging isn’t great either - there’s no seal on the bottle, so once people get their sauce, the bottle comes half-empty, coated in sauce. (i added a photo but it looks kinda vomity so be warned if you aren’t a fan of that)

anyways we’re all just sitting here waiting for the lawsuits to start

Please don’t buy the unregulated tubby custard.