literally having an identity crisis rn gimme a min

Official ominous postcard

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

i once again want to say that hulu used to be entirely free with ads, and if you watched two minutes worth of commercials at the start of an episode the next 24 hours would be commercial-free. and now you pay $11.99 per month to watch things with commercials. what the fuck are we doing and how did we allow this to happen lol.

dogs are right about doorbells. a doorbell ringing is a THREAT and should be met with an appropriate aggression display

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

getting on the treadmill at the gym and listening to bloodcurdling screams and scary noises and running as fast as i can screaming and crying and freaking out and looking behind me like someone's chasing me for like 30 minutes and then i immediately stop and leave like nothing happened