"You can't let the world judge you too much." -Harold and Maude

wore a cowboy costume to the gay bar and went home with a guy dressed as a gladiator and it was really fun but the whole time i couldnt stop thinking about how we looked like those two queens from night at the museum

unfortunately i can’t respond to your text because it stressed me out for no reason and now it’s been too long so i’m just gonna ignore it

how much does the aurora borealis weigh

it's pretty light

Happy Pride

his suckers

everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are

Oh my god…. so was looking up cats eating corn and there are these old time looking photos of a cat eating corn on the cob and I don’t even know what to say

Additions from my husband: Bakers wear loafers and Zookeepers wear Crocs

Excellent additions.

Angels wear wingtips.

A lumberjack wears Timberlands.

Ice skaters wear slippers

Addition from my mom: delivery drivers wear vans

VERY good addition!

Achilles wears heels.

how is this post from this decade and not like 2012

every time it rains i think of that raymond carver poem. poetry is like prayer to me methinks. or an incantation

recipes will be like "prep time: 3 minutes" & the ingredience list is like "2 sweet potatoes peeled & diced" girlie they do not come like that

recipes will be like "cook potatoes until soft, about 5 minutes" babydoll are you on bath salts

salad is mostly items

can't say I disagree