Still Figuring Things Out

Can I get a eta on “this too shall pass”.

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

I am genuinely so fucking stupid. I was reading this book where a bunch of people have to pass a logic puzzle in order to survive, and I was like "why are they all dying?? the answer is obviously the third goblet from the left!" yeah.....that was not the answer. I would've died in this book, and I would've been SO publicly smug before I did. like giving people the finger, smirking, etc. this sucks.

and a cannon is a large mounted gun, usually on wheels, that uses explosives to fire projectiles.

was talking about bus ads with my coworkers yesterday and i'd only just mentioned the "reseller ads" before one of them said "yeah, the one for fucking your brother" and everyone nodded. yes yes we've all seen it

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

"It is difficult to see the masks being changed" listen if you haven't hit play there is nothing that can prepare you for how freakishly understated this sentence is. press play. do it. watch it. see if you can spot the moment. you can't spot the moment because IT'S FUCKING MAGIC

imagine hating me and it’s just me in my room evil and mean and deserving of your loath

You know I was thinking as I watched this that it seemed like an awful lot of trouble to go to for decorating the top of a pastry