Still Figuring Things Out

if you go to hell as a normal person then the devil will make sure there's always a californian nearby to remind you that it's a dry heat

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

The blacksmith is really annoyed with me because I keep having to come back to get my poleaxe touched up after I dull it by dragging it slowly along the ground to alert enemies of my approach

Heidi’s also put this and a continuation on WEBTOON!

Rebloging to spread that webtoon link.

Thank you for the insight. Please send my regards to the modding community and also tell them they are some of the funniest people on Nexus Mods right now

everytime i see ‘asoiaf’ i’m like A Series of Infortunate Aevents. F.

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

This is getting a lot of notes again and is reminding me that I should try to get out for more walks in the nice autumn weather