clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

My dude, I might not even want my businesses to run like a business, the way businesses have been run lately.

im not scared of my own desires. i sabotage myself to make sure i never get what i want for unrelated reasons.

NOT WHAT HE SAYS.

beware the colorless smile of a toothpaste addict

"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store