the website

this is honestly such a good idea

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water

when your uncle gets the christmas pudding to a sustainable boil and it smells like straight up skeletons

how the fuck is this #solarpunk

the pudding contains a biological element

They had Darude Sandstorm in the Neolithic era

hunter gatherers could fashion rudimentary synthesizers out of twigs and pebbles but the government covers this up

new enemy i came up with called the "false mimic" this is just some guy that hides in chests and bobs the lid up and down like a mimic breathing. he has 1 hp and if you smack the chest he starts begging for his life snot and tears running down his face

my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

Call of Duty World: Dat War