personal.

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

you can pry happy endings from my cold-dead hands. It can be the most heart stopping, gut wrenching fic that has every existed and I will read every drop of it if I get my happy ending. I have had enough painful endings in real life, give me happy in my fantasy world. It can be at the last second, it can be a single sentence, even a single word. Give me all the angst and hurt in the world for 500,000 words, but please give me the comfort I need in the ending. please and thank you.

not to be elitist but im so proud to have never read colleen hoover’s books 😭

I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.

I am always about to off myself jumping down from my office window (my supervisor noticed a typo in my paper)

my hobbies? uhh.. peeling back the layers…. uncovering metaphors.. mirroring…..connecting dots…..stuff like that

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

"happy april fools day!" wouldnt even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

I’m fine

I need divine intervention

wheelchairs should be free fuck you

but then how are we going to afford the military and police ?? SOMEONE has to go around shooting people