🐈 gay people alert wee woo wee woo 🐇

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

It's okay to end your novel with the murderer getting a hot girlfriend.

i sent this to my bf and told him we need to get this bed so every night we can get in with a squelch and a slop and he told me that we're going to get a divorce if I buy that

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin