Dirty room

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase

I've been playing a hospital management simulator so I guess that depends on how good I was at the game yesterday

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

rule #1 of being a child soldier is to have fun and be yourself

rule #2 of being a child soldier is to feel enough overwhelming guilt to make those who made you one choke on it endlessly as if you are prometheus and they are your eagle

rule #3 of being a child soldier is to stare into the void until it stares back

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

[Video transcript:] Person angrily yelling: “–fucking computers bullshit. It’s fucking sick! It’s not cool anymore! It’s not fun! It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer! They changed everything about it! It used to be so coooool!”

literally saying this every day of my life

spider

monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

Had to dig to find this OP it’s been stuck in my head all damn day

🩷OP MADE HER DRESS SO YOU BETTER REBLOG!🩷

No creativity no innovation no nothing. Just dead minds where a living organ once sat, torn out in pieces by an unfeeling machine in the name of shares.