I wish I knew man

Bringing this back because they shrunk the size of gifs on mobile

Girl if you don't simplify that fraction

yosemete sam was a gay man.

on my way home last night I stopped to buy gas and realized that my fuel door was almost completely covered in ice and frozen shut so I did the logical thing and crouched down and lifted my shirt and pressed my naked belly against it until it melted

yeah but given my height and the position required it did sort of look like I was fucking my car, is the thing

What’s not to get? You never seen a guy with a brood patch before?

y. you’re deactivated. how are you posting from the grave

I have unfinished business here

we regret to inform you. our sincerest apologies for exposing you to knowledge

Reblog to cast

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my dying words better be “im going ghost”

sensitive white boy hears the slow rain and thunder intro to his lofi hiphop track and remembers the girl he used to smoke weed wjth

hardened white boy does this and he doesnt remember anything. god. he doesnt remember anything

little man you are straight up going nowhere

look at my orb boy

OKAY WHAT WERE THE OTHER FOUR CHOICES THOUGH-