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I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.

what continuously amazes me about the mcelroys is that justin looks like a gay elf, and travis looks like a portland barista who takes regular business trips to narnia. they both look like weird, cool, funny guys. but then griffin looks like if you hit ‘random’ on a character generator for a game exclusively about tax accountants. he looks like he was born with a polo shirt on. he looks like both his first and last names are jeff. he looks like he organizes socks for fun, and then he opens his mouth and says something funny enough that you rupture all your internal organs laughing about it. it’s incredible.  

i just want to say that the first time i saw griffin in the wwe monster factory video (i think), i was floored. i couldn’t believe my eyes. he was exactly like op says and i was not prepared for that at all and i was unable to process anything for days

j…just like…

being scared of the dark as a child meant that your entire house became the setting of a real-life horror video game as soon as your parents called for lights out

@ y'all saying you’re still afraid of the dark i’m making this post from my bed where i’m dying slowly of flu and should be trying to sleep but i can’t bear the thought of turning off my only beacon of light against the many fictional but no less frightening for it inhabitants of this pitch-black ocean of terrors so like, tl;dr bitch me too the fuck

Why is hell in London

Have you ever been to London?

Where do you work, the SCP Foundation?

Venom sequel where eddie is nominated for queer eye

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

Pretty much.

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man

I like how so many of you just like… knew that this was about Butch Hartman. 

now that’s what i’m talking about

no language should be mocked other than french

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

Tommy Oiseaux

he’s a nazi.

was there ever any doubt? i mean come on

dudes that wear suits everywhere for no reason and give heavily into internet culture? nah, doesn’t surprise me. but i don’t wanna see him, especially sans someone pointing out he’s a nazi lmao

Brah is such a legitimately kind and honest guy, y'all just obsess about destroying lives based on nothing.