Stand tall, and shake the Heavens!

Never investigate a weird slime trail unless you want to be forced to fertilize a bunch of eggs

Always investigate a weird slime trail

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid

hey...the failed trump assassination made me think about how I missed my shot with you and how I haven't been right in the head ever since. hope you're doing okay

this was for the ear one. I learned about the one today in April 2026 because the post started going around again

i see that you media addicted louts have filled your tomodachi life islands with video game and movie characters instead of great leftist thinkers

Seeing how this blew up I do want to reiteriate this extends to TME people trying to reclaim Femboy in any way. You can't reclaim that. You shouldn't call yourself that. You can just say you're a feminine boy it's a few extra syllables you'll be okay without your favorite slur.

New Uma horsegirl named The World of Ultimate Gaming