fruitless pursuit of justice

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

not now kitten, mommy needs to get up off her ass and overcome her fear of writing poorly because it's better than not writing at all.

Non-writers think writers are introverts who just want to be alone. Incorrect. Writers want to be at the party, fully absorbing every conversation, clocking every weird thing anyone does, storing all of it, and then leave exactly 40 minutes before they get tired so they can go home and write about it. We're not antisocial. We're harvesting.

Once Oscar Wilde, coming down to lunch, was asked how he had spent his morning. "I was hard at work," he said. "Oh?" he was asked. "Did you accomplish much?" "Yes indeed," said Wilde. "I inserted a comma." At dinner, he was asked how he had spent his afternoon. "More work," he said. "Inserted another comma?" was the rather sardonic question. "No, said Wilde, unperturbed. "I removed the one I had inserted in the morning."

(hears a song lyric) this would make a great all-lower case fanfiction title

(hears a song lyric) wait, i've seen this as an all-lower case fanfiction title

(sees all-lower case fanfiction title) wait, i know this song

the trinity

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable