#mosquitos

do you know what bug this is? its real funky looking with its fluffy antennae and weird protrusion on its face and i feel like if anyone were to know its bug facts blog

Love that I’m the bug fact blog now lol. And Oh my! The bug you caught is a Male Mosquito! 🦟

Male mosquitos thankfully do not carry disease and do not drink blood like their female counterparts do. They drink nectar and have fluffier, longer antennae to find mates. They also have longer palps near their mouth that function as a sensory system, allowing the insect to detect chemical cues related to taste and smell.

But where there is a male there is often a female. He probably thought you were a great candidate for finding a girl lmao. Mosquitos can go into a frenzy when they detect CO2 from animals.

Seriously, fuck em. Have you legitimately tried to fuck a mosquito before? Me neither, but over the past few days I've been collecting a jar full of them. Every time I find one, I cover it in steroids and let them grow.

My hypothesis is that mosquitoes will give the best sex to ever exist. So then, why is no-one rushing to the equator to get the best sex they'll ever have? Because nobody's tried to fuck a mosquito.

Think about it: if they go for you nipples, they're gonna be the biggest mommy milkers known to man; if you let them suck your dick dry, the lump left over will expand like a balloon; you can even goon to the noise they produce, hypnotised by the white noise.

So I say again, fuck mosquitoes. Because when my experiment is proven successful in the coming days, guess who's gonna monopolise on mosquito hookers when the world goes to shit?