from the stars to the sea

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

#MyFly

the current administration would totally fall for the Trojan horse. they'd take promo pictures of it on the white house lawn and the president would be on TV talking about how it's made of a big beautiful American lumber or some shit.

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

that man is my princess