Emet Selch Did Nothing Wrong

V curious about!! Who the FIRST EVER character you selfshipped with was + who is the latest!! Please tell me in the rbs or comments bc I would really like to see if there is a pattern to be found <33

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

will you ever forgive me

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

i love creating oc x canon ships i think more people should do them and i think more people should be really, really, really weird about them

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

I should be allowed into every museum's archives actually

Way too funny not to share