it's so plover

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

when you get crazy enough about The Character you'd think the situations you imagine them in would get more elaborate and lore intensive. but no. imagining my wizard pacing around huffily being slightly peeved at a mild inconvenience. I don’t even know what the inconvenience IS. and it's giving me enough joy to power a city for a month

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.

i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

recency bias is worse now than it ever has been before

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

one of my favourite funny little things about this website is when you make a post like 'killing you to death with a spear formation' and somebody reblogs it tagged #q #spear formation like i'm so happy to know you're keeping your dedicated spear formation tag well curated babe keep it up

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Everyone else talked about outdoor cats, it's time for me to talk about offleash dogs

Also, sure maybe your dog doesn't bite, but what about the person who is walking their responsibly-leashed reactive dog? The person who is taking efforts to make sure that their dog isn't a danger? But your unleashed dog decides to rocket over and say "hi?" Whose dog will get in trouble if yours gets bit?

Anybody else love making coffee and doing fuck all