The Orgasm Fairy

Cuddles 💕

meets rook and co, is like, of course i want to join you on your suicide mission despite my crippling fear of death. Let me grab my skeleton son and let’s go

then god forbid Rook romances him, this 50 something year old man falls hard and fast, starts calling you darling and shit, takes you on a date in a cemetery and shows you his dead parents’ grave tells you about his crippling fear of death and that he’s gonna become a lich and live forever but we can still bang though

picks a crazy fight with rook right before you go on an insane person mission and disappear and then you bang in a coffin ?? or sarcophagus or whatever the fuck?? is like i love you forever baby girl, either does or doesnt become a lich which makes it even more insane and has the audacity to be like “Oh i had no idea such a young hot thing as yourself would be interested in lil ol me..”

sir, you are SO CRAZY. Attachment issues so weird that you’re scaring even the anxious hoes. never shuts up about beetles and bodies and bones and spirits. slinging crazy dick. Kisses u deeply, gets stabbed by his Entity coworker who puts his organs in a cool jar while he becomes a lich ??? what the hell is his problem??

Not the best quality, but hopefully a decent apology for my scarce presence and irregular posting.🦆

Outfit Recolor I Solas Swap

Looking Vampy

I'm working on another short comic about how Connor and Hank's relationship began in this AU, but for now I wanted to do a scene from a while later 💕 Here they're both quite aware of each other's feelings and Cole is simply happy ☺️

and then he got lyme disease

This also counts as an attempt at swimming, ok