The Orgasm Fairy

had a vision of henry seeing a poorly photoshopped cat and getting so scared of what he saw & not being able to handle it

anyway i'm p sure a random stranger on the road sold this to him and said it was real so now he has to warn hans and also the world

Shhhhhh

Un bacino piccolissimo🌷

I am not alone. Even As I stumble on the path With my eyes closed, yet I see The Light is here. - Trials 1:15, Chant of Light

Thank you so much, @littleskrib for breathing so much beautiful life into my Grey Warden Henry and the future Margrave of Ansburg. I truly don't think I will ever get over how stunning this is.

Please consider them for your next commission. I'm rendered speechless with how they were able to pull them so vividly from my head.

hunt

Cuddles 💕

meets rook and co, is like, of course i want to join you on your suicide mission despite my crippling fear of death. Let me grab my skeleton son and let’s go

then god forbid Rook romances him, this 50 something year old man falls hard and fast, starts calling you darling and shit, takes you on a date in a cemetery and shows you his dead parents’ grave tells you about his crippling fear of death and that he’s gonna become a lich and live forever but we can still bang though

picks a crazy fight with rook right before you go on an insane person mission and disappear and then you bang in a coffin ?? or sarcophagus or whatever the fuck?? is like i love you forever baby girl, either does or doesnt become a lich which makes it even more insane and has the audacity to be like “Oh i had no idea such a young hot thing as yourself would be interested in lil ol me..”

sir, you are SO CRAZY. Attachment issues so weird that you’re scaring even the anxious hoes. never shuts up about beetles and bodies and bones and spirits. slinging crazy dick. Kisses u deeply, gets stabbed by his Entity coworker who puts his organs in a cool jar while he becomes a lich ??? what the hell is his problem??