cye!!

a car swerved to try and hit me while i was typing this ??

imagine i die and the cops pick up my phone and im halfway through making a post about lemonade

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

it’s cause you’re always on that damn spectrum

literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water

who said a white boy cant get squirky on the beat

Yeppp. That’s why I had to add the banner. Blocking them is like whack-a-mole.

OH THATS REALLY FUNNY

im like if a dead body was alive

that picture of the little boy holding a puppy and smiling with the writing on the bottom that says hi daddy this is my doggy chelsea isn’t she cute i love you and the picture of the cat with the writing that says our michael… pet photos of all time