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This is magical in an entirely different way.

I’m fucking SCREAMING

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

Let this be a lesson: death is inevitable and is coming for us all

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

sometimes a bitch jus want a love letter u know

Okay. But consider this. You’re Asian, i send you a love letter, YOUR DAD opens it. You are now being deported back to your own country to marry your cousin Bilal (great guy but not your type)

tom holland is the embodiment of “in my defense i was left unsupervised”

They deadass just stand there trying to comprehend reality again for a solid 10 seconds