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When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

Trying to get a girlfriend on a budget? Get a boyfriend and then force feminize them into being your girlfriend. That's called upcycling. It's good for the environment.

>fire truck >look inside >water

patty taxxon should be paid 1 quadrillion dollars and hbomberguy and the rest of the supposed "leftist" breadtubers and kiwifarmers should livestream their suicides

you do not, under any circumstances, have to do monogamy positivity under my posts

call that girl an undownloadable torrent the way she's seedless

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. cause i'm trying to blow that ass out from coast to coast

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. cause i wanna make you squirt in all 50 states

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. because literally everybody has heard by now that i'm not allowed back at taco bell