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the midwest princess 💖🎠 #ChappellRoan

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woolandflax

witchiithing

Feminizing HRT is just a really long magical girl transformation sequence.

rainbow-taishi

Filipino Isekai

lillysilverus

sun-ni-day

cinemaocd

One day I will publish my book When Photographers Attack: A retrospective of silly photoshoots and there will be an entire chapter devoted to the X-files.

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santas-clauze

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

nem0c-deactivated20260716

every samurai movie ever made (both edo and bakamatsu periods): The bushido code is dying. there no more room left for samurai anymore…

me everytime: :(

rickfuckingdalton

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

bonesawcagematch

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

simon-newman

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

eric-coldfire

Best duo.

seriousfic

breadgunner-deactivated20200418

I’ve got y’alls new favorite art piece right here.

phoxxent

According to Google, Samurai were abolished in 1868.

This means that at the same time that cowboys were reaching their end, so too were samurai.

Cowboys and Samurai were separated not by time, only space.

shoudesuka-mechadork

I’ve got something else to add to this: there’s also an extremely specific species of mushroom that can only be found in Texas and Japan. I’m serious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorioactis

anybodyandsomebody

The most ambitious crossover

ghost-cassette

Fantasy setting but it’s just Texas and Japan together at last

ladymaplecourt

Mycelial portal between cowboys and samurai

sreegs

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

sreegs

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

teaspoon-sarah

the sign in button?

sreegs

earloffabulousness-deactivated2

animatedamerican

You remind me of the blade.

actuallyclintbarton

What blade?

animatedamerican

… the blade with the power?

What power?

The power of voodoo!

Who do?

You do!

Do what?

Remind me of the blade…

callmebliss

I saw my baby stabbing hard as babe could stab

wolvesdreamofnewdays

What could I do? My baby’s blood had gone and left my baby blue

niamhermind

No-BODY knew!

adhdedrn

What kind of sur-ge-ry to use!

it-holic

画了我的三个主角和她们的三个对象

ashleyloob

after years of struggling w/ affording it and my own mental blocks I am finally starting therapy next month 😌

ashleyloob

update: she compared me to shinji from evangelion

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ceevee5

shencomix

linktree / support my work

kiraleighart

i've been making art just for fun lately, instead of trying to vent pain/trauma.

it feels great to just draw for hell of it. sometimes art means things. other times, it's just cool designs. :3

kamenriderhamo

i wanna forcefem cloud strife

lesbibimbap

bible black, venom lack

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remnantglow

dude we've GOT to start buying shit from niche specialist sites that look like they were made in 2004 again. i just got some tape for repairing books from this ugly ass website geared at libraries. tell me why they also sent me a free (really nice!) pen, a business card with an overexposed picture of a guinea pig standing on a book with the text "smile :-)", and a LOTTERY TICKET???

astabetrayer

You took a chance on them, so they took a chance for you.

gaylor-moon

grippy3000

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

grippy3000

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

pettyartist

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

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