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Most Fucked-Up Part: Lots of strong contenders to start us off with, but I think the first scene in the Yeerk Pool takes the cake. A city-sized cavern beneath the actual city filled with cages of slaves begging for their freedom in the few moments they actually can.

Most Fucked-Up Part: Melissa Chapman lives her life believing that her parents don't love her when, in reality, they sacrificed their own freedom to keep her safe and constantly fight to ensure that this bargain is upheld.

Most Fucked-Up Part: The gang hits the two-hour time limit while in wolf morph and nearly get stuck as half-human, half-wolf abominations as they try to demorph. Tobias (who is fully trapped in the body of a hawk) witnesses this, semi-directly leading to him finally having a mental breakdown and attempting suicide in a fit of panic.

Most Fucked-Up Part: While in dolphin morph, Marco has his tail bitten off during a shark attack and nearly bleeds to death. His immediate thought is the fact that his mother died by drowning, and he doesn’t want to meet the same fate.

Most Fucked-Up Part: I mentioned Marco's mom in the last book so I could segue into this book's reveal that she's alive and the host body of the mastermind behind the Yeerk invasion, but I completely forgot that this was also the ant book, which definitely eclipses that. Upon morphing ants, everyone becomes so engulfed by the insects' mindless devotion to their colony that they entirely lose their sense of individuality. Shortly thereafter, they become engaged in combat underground with another ant colony, describing it as their most brutal fight thus far. These combined events traumatize them so thoroughly that they will spend the entire rest of the series talking about how terrifying ants are and adamantly refusing to morph them ever again - the only animal to receive such harsh treatment, to my recollection.

Most Fucked-Up Part: Jake is infested by a Yeerk, becoming a prisoner in his own body. The Yeerk, who had previously infested Jake's brother, Tom, spends its time tormenting Jake before ultimately starving to death, a tortuous process for both of them.

Most Fucked-Up Part: Everyone gets eaten alive by a Taxxon while in cockroach morph. They escape by demorphing, blowing it up from the inside.

Most Fucked-Up Part: Rachel, having lost all her memories from a bad head injury, unconsciously morphs into a bear and then gets both of her front legs completely eaten off by an alien monster.

Most Fucked-Up Part: Ax, desperately homesick, manages to contact his homeworld. Instead of providing reassurance, his people order him to take the fall for his brother's crimes and then declare it his duty to kill the single most dangerous individual alive.

Most Fucked-Up Part: The Animorphs morph termites, hoping they won't be as bad as the ants. They find that they are entirely unable to control their own bodies, subject only to the instructions of the queen. The nature-loving Cassie is forced to kill the queen to free everyone, and is subsequently left shattered by the fact that she destroyed an entire colony that was only trying to survive.

Most Fucked-Up Part: Erek, an android programmed for strict nonviolence, rewrites his programming to remove that limitation and subsequently destroys an entire building's worth of Controllers in less than ten seconds. Unlike our human protagonists, who are offered some relief by their imperfect memories, Erek's robot brain will forever preserve this moment in perfect detail, torturing him for hundreds of millennia.

Most Fucked-Up Part: A bloody and unconscious Rachel is nearly eaten alive by a colony of ants. This isn't even the worst ant-related trauma in the series (tune in for book 39!).

Most Fucked-Up Part: Rachel begins to lose control of her morphing. Highlights include morphing into an elephant and destroying her house, morphing elephant in the middle of the ocean and nearly drowning, morphing into an ant afterwards and getting trapped inside an air bubble, and having a fully formed crocodile crawl out of her body on a TV set.

Most Fucked-Up Part: The Animorphs encounter a pair of Hork-Bajir who have managed to escape the Yeerks. To prove they're not under Yeerk control, one of them slices his own head open to show his brain.

Most Fucked-Up Part: God, where to start with this one? The Hork-Bajir are a simple race with no concept of violence, who are then invaded by the Yeerks and forced to learn how to fight. They're used as pawns by the Yeerks, the Andalites, and the Arn, and once it becomes clear that they're fighting a losing battle, Alloran releases a virus intended to wipe out the Hork-Bajir so the Yeerks can't get their hands on them.

Most Fucked-Up Part: Prepare for some tonal whiplash, because this book is possibly the silliest entry in the series. There's nothing to put in this section.

Most Fucked-Up Part: The Animorphs get microchips implanted in their heads. Because the chips don't change size when they morph, their heads nearly explode when they try to morph flies.

Most Fucked-Up Part: Jake gets swatted while in fly morph and the others have to drag his mangled body to a safe location before he dies.

Most Fucked-Up Part: The Animorphs consider the ethics of weaponizing drugs after discovering an addictive substance that can physically and psychologically destroy Yeerks, but permanently leaves the hosts as raving lunatics in the process.

Most Fucked-Up Part: In a freak accident, the Animorphs are suddenly transported to an extradimensional plane where they nearly asphyxiate to death.

Most Fucked-Up Part: Tobias betrays a group of peaceful aliens, knowingly sentencing the last remaining members of their race to death.

Most Fucked-Up Part: Cassie willingly allows herself to be infested by a Yeerk in an insane attempt to broker peace. Upon learning of this, Jake gives Marco the order to kill Cassie if she's still a Controller by the time they find her.

Most Fucked-Up Part: A new kid at school stumbles upon the morphing device, leading to the Yeerks destroying his house and infesting his parents trying to get it for themselves. Faced with no other choice, the Animorphs induct him in as a new member. They will definitely not come to regret this decision.

Most Fucked-Up Part: David turns on the other Animorphs. The book ends with him seemingly killing Tobias and leaving Jake critically wounded.

Second Most Fucked-Up Part (This book gets two): Cassie (in flea morph) is biting Jake (in dragonfly morph) as he starts demorphing. The sudden change in pressure as his vascular system changes back to human causes her internal organs to explode.

Third Most Fucked-Up Part (One more for the road): Everyone hits the two-hour time limit again, this time as fleas. Marco is nearly stuck half-morphed as a human-sized flea.

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Disappearance of the author: Treating the context and circumstances of the work’s authorship as entirely irrelevant with respect to its interpretation, as though the work had popped into existence fully formed just moments ago.

Taxidermy of the author: Working backwards from a particular interpretation of the work to draw conclusions about what the context and circumstances of its authorship must have been.

Undeath of the author: Holding the author personally responsible for every possible reading of their work, even ones they could not reasonably have anticipated at the time of its authorship.

Frankenstein’s Monster of the author: Drawing conclusions about authorial intent based on elements that are present only in subsequent adaptations by other authors.

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