Asmicarus

messages from doctors so confusing that every nurse on the unit is huddled around one computer puzzling over it together

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

Basketball basketball we love basketball

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

The Magnanimous Airplane

well, the ears dropped

Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

I should be allowed to use fuck if I know as an appropriate and professional response to a work email

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

@plumslices