MY SHANEBUG 🥹

This is one of the greatest pieces of art in the world OP

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

Philistines WERE extremely cultured. They invented collared rimware.

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

I think jacob tierney should do a montage of people awkwardly coming out to ilya as maybeeee possibly sort of bisexual in the immediate aftermath of the outing. coach weibe. luca. the goalie. the cens’ head of security. some random woman who works in ticket sales. david hollander. cliff marleau who just wants to clarify whether all the threesomes they had with women over the years make him bisexual (he’s cool with it if that’s the case he’s just not sure who makes the final decision). anya’s dog walker. ilya’s like oh my fucking god can some of you bother shane

There's still so much time left at the cottage after episode 6. They're out to Shane's parents, they love each other, they have a shadow of a plan to move forward. They've done enough thinking and strategizing. This was supposed to be a vacation. The rest of the time they should just be scouting out new fuck locations on Shane's property. Let them fuck next to Shane's well.