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hey girl. Is that the petrova line in your pants or is your penits bleeding

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chromaticrainarts

Made this in 10 minutes but you see the vision, statement

cloudabserk

boob pillow

echointhewindwind

Being an Eridian scientist has to be so funny. You train your entire life as a biologist, becoming specialized in your field, probably giving lectures or educational speeches to other Eridians, and then the star savior Rocky comes home with his weird pet dog. Your job is now to cultivate food so the weird dog who is the age of average baby doesn’t die. The dog also saved the stars. Your job is making dog food out of the dog. You also learn that you and the dog have the same job. You are the happiest scientist on Erid.

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cloudabserk

inspired by @casgirl’s tags on this post:

sketchupnfries

Since Rocky and Grace have access to a ton of video games on the Hail Mary, I figured eventually they'd play Just Dance during their trip to Erid

shroomeuphemism

🌙New dad night🌙

shroomeuphemism

🌙New dad night🌙

witchy-worm

Even when I cropped this Tumblr was forcing a content label on it, so I figured I might as well just show the whole thing. I did add boxers to try and ensure it doesn't get taken down entirely, but you can see the boxer-less version on AO3 here or Bluesky

This is a follow up to the other Shane in socks art I posted recently!

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flippingthevan

Imagine Ryland and Carl are out walking around San Francisco when they happen to run into a group of Ryland's students. They stop for a moment to chat, and then one of the kids looks at Carl and asks, completely out of nowhere and with no filter: "Are you Mr. Grace's husband?" Ryland nearly chokes on his own spit. Carl doesn't miss a beat and just says: "Working on it."

The students think this is hilarious and immediately decide that their science teacher has the coolest boyfriend ever. Ryland spends the rest of the day pondering whether that was basically a proposal.

flippingthevan

mina-logan

Get loved idiot. 🫧

cloudabserk

yeah you could say ilya knows how to woo a guy.

last panel inspired by this amazing drawing

fruitgravies

running thru my head

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werewolf-transgenderism

hashtag mylesbians hashtag myhollanova and everyone say thank you to real hockey lesbians marie-philip poulin and laura stacey for the pose reference 🫡 butch shane you are my love my life the air I breathe etc etc etc

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FROZEN PLANET II 1.01 • Frozen Worlds

#Chonk

wolfythewitch

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