Someone get me an authentic cheesecake recipe I gotta compare the deets

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

your kink is not my kink *but your kink is okay* don't forget that part

fully on board with a skip divorce, it would be much more fun to me than what they have going on in canon. MY ideal direction is they stay divorced and it gets really ugly and there's at least one public meltdown but also you could take it in a romcom direction a la the 1930s screwball comedies of remarriage

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

Everybody say thank you to Our Lord of Artistic Integrity, Bill Watterson.

Laughing my ass off thinking about the cottage bedroom sex scene because Ilya is lying there completely lost in the fucking sauce no thoughts head empty mouth open eyes half closed on another plane of existence while Shane mid-sex is like Okay it's time for an existential conversation about how we ended up together. And expects Ilya to seriously engage him. Meanwhile Ilya is like woaw I think I hauve covid

I think part of the appeal of centaurs, for me, is that they're sexually helpless. They can't reach their own crotch. They have to beg you for help just to get some release.

Another part of the appeal is that, rather than blending two species together, as with most anthros, a centaur is literally a person irreparably fused to a beast. A sapient, cultured superego subjected to the whims of their own bestial id, in the most visually literal way possible. Gone is the werewolf's "woe is me, I must control my inner best" - the centaur would not be without their beastly side. The allegory writes itself.

I think another part of the appeal is that there's an established framework for how we treat horses. It's not the horse part itself that makes a centaur interesting, it's the fact that it's a person put into the social role of a horse. I think it's the same reason puppyplay is hugely popular, while foxplay or coyoteplay is virtually unheard of. There's no established framework for how to treat a coyote, like there is a dog. There are no roles to play around with. What does it mean to treat a human like a fox? Who knows. But it's obvious what it means to treat a human like a horse.

I also like that they're kinda awkward and clumsy. Lots of humiliation potential. They can't really see where their hind end is going - try tying a broomstick to your butt and walk around your house without knocking anything over. Now imagine that broomstick weighs half a ton and has hooves the size of dinner plates. Centaurs aren't built to navigate a human world, however much they may wish to. Lots of humiliation potential.

ngl, the first bit in this I thought was about the hockey team in the Game Changers universe!!