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The Artemis II crew filmed an 80s sitcom style video on their way to the Moon

evilwizard

me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know

my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord

me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword

krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord

courtesycalling

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Wheatley (Portal 2)

Smash

Pass

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

askthemoroncore

please do NOT smash me. I've had it happen once, it is not pleasant

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Where've I been? Reading mostly. Playing chess. I have a whole mind palace now actually, spend a lot of time in there. More like a mind planet now! A whole galaxy even. Of minds. All for me.

So no to answer your question I'm not lonely at all.

#wheatley

You've officially been in space for 5+ years. Gj.

Longer than that now mate.

#ask #answered #wheatley #portal 2

Who ever sent me the red Tesla, it needs some fuel and a road

Wheatley, the 2016 election is over and you lost to Trump.

In light of recent events I’m not gonna have to do much to end humanity now anyway

#Anonymous

babycharmander

We may soon be hearing news about Abrams' long gestating Portal movie.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

askthemoroncore

I'd better get top billing

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What's your least favorite nickname that the Internet has given you?

The Internet Core is a liar and no one should take him seriously. Especially if it is about me.

How does it feel to have been CREATED to dumb down another A.I.? Like, that's pretty messed up, right? I can't be the only one that thinks that.

Gotta ask GLaDOS about that one mate.

Do you know Harry101uk?

That’s the guy that does impressions right?

advice-from-glados

GLaDOS, I don't think you're as evil as you always try to seem.

That sounds like a challenge to me.

askthemoroncore

she’s kind of a pushover if you ask me

advice-from-glados

Coming from a moron.

askthemoroncore

Hey I’m still alive up here, so you clearly can’t even kill someone properly

advice-from-glados

No, a quick death would be too good for you. The same with a slow death. I like the fact that you shall spend the rest of the sad, small, and insignificant thing you call a life floating around until the day your AAA batteries run out. But that may take a while, seeing as your brain requires so little power to function.

askthemoroncore

Big talk coming from someone who survived because of a POTATO BATTERY

#Advice-from-glados #Reply #wheatley #Portal 2

I heard that Chell still misses you... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! ...HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! You see it's funny because romance is terrible.

I know this is you Grunkle Joke Core. QUIT BLOODY MESSAGING ME!

#ask answered #anon #wheatley #Anonymous

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You know it's a bit discouraging having all of these tumblrbots running blogs these days. I mean half of them aren't even sentient. Shotpostgenerator can't even get his pawn kinged in on a simple game of chess.

#Shitpostgenerator #Text #wheatley

Did you know GLaDOS is a huge fan of fall out boy? I noticed in the chassis a few hundred downloads saying "Warning: Fallout Exposure" which I can only assume is their latest album. Being the charitable core I am, I didn't keep them all for my self and threw a few at Russia and Germany.

#GLaDOS #Chassis #Stories from the chassis

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