Raging asexual

girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

the one... dear squire

Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard

What have white people ever done to deserve this?

its like a gacha pull talking to my plural wife i might get the one who usually fronts but there are the rarer ones also . dormant ones would be a legendary but i havent seen those