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Chiron not knowing that the campers are referencing things, but seeming to understand them. 

Percy at the ocean: Fuck off

Chiron: Ah, yes, reasonable, considering all the stress he’s been under. At least he has an outlet. 

Nico: I don’t have enough money for chicken nugget. 

Chrion: He is a young boy with access only to Greek money. I will see if we can have chicken nuggets for dinner tomorrow. 

Leo: Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does. 

Clarrise: What up my name is Clarrise, I’m 19 and I never fuckin’ learned how to read

Chiron: That’s a shame Miss La Rue. I could provide additional tutoring to help you master such a life skill

Piper: Hi, my name is Piper Mclean and I’m your freestyle dance teacher

Chiron: Piper if you wanted to start an extracurricular exercise class, then you only had to ask so I could put it on the schedule. Now nobody has turned up.

[During an intense sparing match between Jason and Percy]

Kyla: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

Chiron: You do know that I prohibited snacking between meal times. I could change tomorrow’s breakfast to include waffles on the menu is that a compromise?

[After said sparing match]

Will:(gesturing towards the loser) He need some milk

Chiron: Well I thought ambrosia would be more effective but I suppose you are a better medic than me

Connor: Hey, today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him are I would get pushed way less-

You are my dad,

YOURE MY DAD!

grover: posideon quivers before him!

percy, yelling at the sea: FUCK OFF

Chrion: My dear child, that says ‘fresh avacado’ —- Mitchel, at lunch :  And they were roommates The entire Aphrodite table: *gasps* Oh my gods, they were roommates

Chiron: ???? What just happened ???  They were all in sync ???? Roommates ??? —-

Annabeth: that is not correct because according to the encyclopedia asjsjskkkskakksk

Chiron: I’m slightly concerned that you’re not able to realize those are my hooves. Perhaps your ability to see underwater is somehow diminishing? I think it may be in our best interest to get you to the infirmary.

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Jason: [doing cool wind tricks]

Leo: [blows it away]

Jason: Adam-

Connor: make them wait for it, Travis…

Travis: [turns]

Connor: Boom

“HEY ZEUS! YOU’RE NO GOOD, ZEUS!”

“YOU’LL NEVER BE SHIT!”

“YOU’RE JUST! LIKE! YA FATHAH!”

during the announcements at dinner:

an equally ballsy camper: sHUT UP!

Mr D:  who are you telling shut up to? are you telling me to shut up?

Chiron: *ready to correct hazel*

Chiron:Not this this time

Chiron:Stop it,get some help.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I’m back at it again, because I’m trash. Alright, so remember how I said James and Keith were rivals first. Well, I noticed that before Keith entered the Garrison no one knew his name,

(Courtesy of @laneylily)

but in all seriousness this honestly makes so much sense. we really haven’t been told how lance and Keith’s rivalry even began (in lance’s point of view) which is odd.

and it’s been proven that lance is the best at adapting to different situations. he’s a keen observer (one piece of evidence being he was able to save coran when he realized that the “rover” entering the crystal room wasn’t pidge’s rover) so it makes sense that he was able to discern that in order to get noticed by Keith he’d have to mimic what James was doing because whatever lance was trying to do before must’ve not been working

And again, like it’s stated above, the show hasn’t given the viewers a reason or a flashback explaining why or how lance became Keith’s rival or why lance decided to become Keith’s rival.

trans girls exist

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