Randomosity

i lied i dont like sex. now come listen to this 80 minute prog metal album with me

You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."

Here in Sweden we have a pretty active larping community and many of them have a historical setting. I remember a story of a really awesome WW2 larp where, unfortunately, one of the participants hadn't removed his boots for three days straight and it rained the whole time. His feet suffered so much that he had to be taken to the hospital, which was a sight to behold. See, this guy covered in mud and wearing authentic WW2 gear had managed to get an incredibly historically correct case of trench foot. From a trench.

The next line of her speech is also great: “Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings.”

They knew they were giving money to a scammer and are crying in disbelief because they got scammed. You cannot make this shit up.

I cannot laugh react fast enough can't even breathe

do you want to play in love with me. it involves being in love. and making out for fifteen hours straight. and keeping me as a pet

i think if someone says "um well i see him as transmasc ☺️" unprompted anytime you bring up a transfem headcanon they should give you $500