So can we skip to the good part?

10/10

it’s literally snide and spiteful bitch summer

i like tumblr because people like me :)

one of my favorite bits is just going "kids these days, tch. always on their damn phones." the literal millisecond either of my parents go on their phones at the dinner table

This is even better, knowing both your parents are fucking old

yes, yes, I'm a comedic genius and my parents are fossils, what can I say

it's pride month tumblr. you know what that means.

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

it's pride month tumblr. you know what that means.

If you want a poorly written fanfic don’t ask ai ask me I’ll do it

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.