shoco

I need more noncon fics where the aggressor is the bottom, top ten peak smut dynamics

I'm a tumblr vampire: I can't enter your home (dms) without explicit permission or risk death

all words are swear words if you say them with enoubh evil

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

The number of people that exist is highly suspicious. I know some of you guys are faking it

the doctor asked if I could take my choker off like "it isn't metal, but it could cause artifacts or smudges in the images" so I joked that if I did my head would fall off, and he IMMEDIATELY backed off. he was just like "that sounds true. better keep it on"

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.