Kill People And Live Forever

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

DYKE UP OR DIE. #PRIDEMONTH.

bullshit

come on man

we are fucked

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait dont leave

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle