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One of the most disappointing things in life is realizing that, according to Jupiter Ascending logic, I'm not secret royalty because I got stung by a bee in elementary school.

#Tegan Talks #Jupiter Ascending #I've always wanted to be secret royalty #But I will say that the bee sting somehow helped me pass that math test #So I guess I have that going for me

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Monday is done. I worked, wrote a few words, and caught up on some of my shows. Now I shall sleep. Probably. Maybe.

I hope.

#Tegan Talks #I write stuff sometimes

smtorama

Love and War often go hand in hand

#Hades Game #Hades 2 #Hades II #Ares #Aphrodite #Fan Art #These are beautiful

latinotiktok

escarabangel

Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."

"If someone breaks in dude, you beat the ever-loving shit out of them real hard dude, you beat the shit out of them, Chancho, you hear me?"

"You just beat the shit out of anyone who breaks in!"

translation notes:

The dogs name is 'Chancho', a slang word for a pig. Basically, its like the dog is named 'piglet' 🥺

aspec-woomy

I fucking can't with his little face

littleguysdaily

#Video #From the Clock App #Puppy #So cute #So small

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

#Video #From the Clock App #Disney #She's not wrong

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sweeetestcurse

Jayme Lawson as Pearline in Sinners

#gif #Sinners (2025)#Pearline #Jayme Lawson #She's so beautiful

blignick

#Video #Cat #I love this

snowbairdd

ONE HUNDRED AND ONE DALMATIANS (1961) dir. Wolfgang Reitherman, Hamilton Luske, Clyde Geronimi

#gif #One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961)#I saw this elderly man with his elderly greyhound the other day and this scene immediately popped into mind #It's fun when dogs and their people match

homeofhousechickens

Oh baby fight

its-a-beautful-day

See them jousting

#Birds #Baby Birds #This amused me

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

zigdirty

We're not leaving this gem to languish in the comments:

#Video #From the Clock App #This #Food

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bruisepoking-archive

does anyone know if it’s possible

moonrver

bruisepoking-archive

ok good I was getting worried

#This #Dog #So cute #Everything is so possible

wtf-is-hockey

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

pseudospaceship

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

#Mood

stuckinreversemode

RIDE OR DIE (2026) | Trailer

#gif #Ride or Die #She's not wrong #I can't wait to watch this show

fellweather

some of the seals in the seal hospital zeehondencentrum (from reference)

#Art #Seals #I love this

platypusinplaid

Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.

saint-batrick

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

theinfiknight

GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE

#Video #Snapping Turtle #I love this so much #I've reblogged this before and I'll reblog it again

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