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One of the most disappointing things in life is realizing that, according to Jupiter Ascending logic, I'm not secret royalty because I got stung by a bee in elementary school.

#Tegan Talks #Jupiter Ascending #I've always wanted to be secret royalty #But I will say that the bee sting somehow helped me pass that math test #So I guess I have that going for me

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pangur-and-grim

Belphie is in constant need of mental stimulation, so there's not really a wrong way to interact with him. you can pick him up, flip him about, and put down him down facing the opposite direction, and he'll just go "hey, that was novel!" and approach you for it again.

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meanwhile I have to tell people "if you approach Pangur respectfully and hold out your hand for her to sniff, she will scratch you and draw blood. please just let her lurk in the corner and stare at you."

#Cats #Belphegor #Pangur #Yeah. That tracks.

teaboot

Was about to fall asleep and apropos of nothing was struck out of nowhere by a horrible future vision of a brightly-lit and saccharine 3D-AI Calvin and Hobbes movie with Scarlet Johanssen voicing the mom and Chris Pratt voicing Hobbes and experienced an emotional haptic jerk so chilling I feel like I just foresaw my own death

teaboot

(Drenched in a cold sweat, visibly shaking) We Need To Warn Bill Watterson

#Calvin and Hobbes #Who's ready to jump and catch that dodgeball?

birdplushie

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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OOPS TOO DEEP

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

queer-crows-nightmare

#This #Subtle but important distinction

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beardedmrbean

One more in the W column for Japan.

supersoftly

Link for extension :3c

#Video #Cat #That is an excellent innovation

assignedmale

#This #Comic #Art

charlesoberonn

This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.

charlesoberonn

Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”

femboy-fever

ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m

wondermanaging

can we have some context to this, perhaps?

charlesoberonn

Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.

Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.

That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.

(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)

connard-cynique-deactivated2024

just fucking read it

http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones

fuocogo

There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me

actuallyjuststealingmemes

This is just as wild with the context

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charlesoberonn

Some of my favorite moments in the series

esoteric-merit

From the foreword to 2021 print of the comic.

charlesoberonn

I’m glad people want to read it but don’t it on the pirate site linked above, though. It’s full of malware and annoying ads.

The omnibus of the full series is only about $30 online.

piscesintherain

If you don’t have $30 going spare, check your local library. If they don’t have it, they can help you with interlibrary loan. Or they might just buy it - libraries want to carry books people will read!

#The Flintstones #Comic #Art #This comic is so good #And it hits hard #I highly recommend checking it out

Work was fine. I wrote some words. I put a gay stand-up special on for my parents and walked away. I heard laughter so I think that was a good call.

Now I sleep. Hopefully.

#Tegan Talks #I write stuff sometimes

berlynn-wohl

BONUS: same knight 20 minutes later

#Art #Just Knight Things #I love these

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daggersoliloquy

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

#Agatha Christie #Sir Arthur Conan Doyle #Yeah. That tracks.#So what are we doing for the 100th anniversary later this year?#We should make it A Thing

pangur-and-grim

I was trying to get Belphie to pose beside a book I'm reading, but he just look so bad

#Belphegor #Cat #I love this weird creature

rhodeys

I don't have that many close female friendships, and book clubs are the worst. So I just thought this could be something fun to share.

OCEAN'S 8 (2018) dir. Gary Ross

#gif #Ocean's 8 (2018)#I love this movie

stitchlingbelle

Ok, I'm not done with my Vorkosigan rants for tonight, sorry. But. I feel like a lot of people overlook the reason Aral proposed to Cordelia.

Like, yes yes, we love this bisexual disaster falling for the first tomboy he's ever met. Even Cordelia says it. "I've never bothered explaining to him that it was his compulsions leaping up."

But! I think the most important sentence in Aral's proposal isn't the "first sight" bit. It's "By the time we finished burying your officer, I knew."

What had he seen of Cordelia that was so convincing by the time they finished burying Rosemont? That she was clever, resourceful, brave under fire, sure. That she stood up for her beliefs even when they might cost her.

But I truthfully think the moment he decided he loved her and wanted her for the next Lady Vorkosigan was when she looked dead at him and said, "It must be like living among cannibals, to be a Barrayarran."

THAT'S it. That's the moment. Because if you listen to his stories on that trip, and the description Padma gives of his rantings, Aral is a man who knows that his society is incredibly fucked up. But he's surrounded by people-- even people who have deep principles-- who at best think it's unsolvable and more frequently think that Barrayar is fine. That it's problems are all external, or all because of one or two madmen.

Cordelia listens to him repeat the same belief that some lives are disposable that he's heard all his life and says that's fucked up. It shouldn't be like that. And to Aral, a man who desperately wants to do the right thing but who has been fed the most toxic definition of that imaginable, who has been struggling to go beyond it-- her clarity is like the sun coming out.

Aral fell in love with Cordelia not because she was the first woman soldier he'd ever met, but because she was the first person to vindicate his growing vision of what honor, what doing good for others, truly meant.

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had to keep OP's tags:

#it's at the end of that exchange he gives her “an odd intent look” after all.#I'm just saying. Honor and sincerity are what Cordelia and Aral are both looking for. Cordelia was given none#and Aral was given only the trappings. It's why the stories they told each other on that hike resonated.

#The Vorkosigan Saga #Lois McMaster Bujold #Aral Vorkosigan #Cordelia Naismith Vorkosigan #That's why they're perfect for each other

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@snozzberries96 @awkwardsocialfailure @ambientradiation

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THAT-

that is coheed and cambria. That is the man who wrote the song.

pride-knightess

Its mr coheed and cambria

#Video #From the Clock App #Music #Coheed and Cambria #I can see how that song would haunt her #It's really good

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sikalyxx

Did some Melinoe Hades 2 fanart bc i love that girl so much ;;

#Hades Game #Hades II #Hades 2 #Melinoë #Fan Art #I love this #I love how dreamy this feels

ryebreadgf

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

ryebreadgf

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

#This guy sounds awesome #I can see why Tumblr is being Very Tumblr about him

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