One of the most disappointing things in life is realizing that, according to Jupiter Ascending logic, I'm not secret royalty because I got stung by a bee in elementary school.

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One of the most disappointing things in life is realizing that, according to Jupiter Ascending logic, I'm not secret royalty because I got stung by a bee in elementary school.

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I made it through another ridiculously hot day. I even went outside. I also wrote words and watched Gettysburg (1993). It seemed like the thing to do on July 3rd. Now I shall sleep.
The funniest part of A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker is a 19 year old who has not locked in yet and plays with toys and sleeps in his childhood bedroom at his aunt and uncle’s house and Leia Organa is a 19 year old with a mission to save the galaxy from fascism. Luke has never left his hometown, Leia just watched her planet be blown up. He’s peeved his uncle is asking him to do his chores, she’s imprisoned for resisting the government. You relate to them both but they’re on complete opposite sides of the 19 year old life stage spectrum.
Also Luke is clearly very lonely after his crush and best friend, Biggs, went away to college
Yes! Some people have misinterpreted this as me insinuating Luke is a wimp but he’s just in a very transitional life phase that is focused on growing and maturing. His friends are growing up and moving on, he’s anxious to join them but isn’t quite ready. He has ambition and goals but he just isn’t in a place where he is able to pursue those goals, he is immature and that isn’t a bad thing. 19 year olds SHOULD be able to ponder their place in the world and which direction they want their life to take. Leia has been in the public eye her entire life, she is a princess, she has been primed for greatness and she has been shouldered with so much responsibility. Luke is just his aunt and uncle’s nephew, they love him and don’t want him to leave, he’s trying to decide what to do.
He’s like a Midwest farm boy who is dreaming of the big city and she is like an old money New England heiress who has been told since birth she will follow her father’s career path into politics and has been sent to the most competitive schools and enrolled in the most rigorous extracurriculars.
Luke is the protagonist at the start of a coming-of-age plotline while Leia is in the 3rd season finale of her failed revolution plan when A New Hope takes place and you can fight me on this.
and Han Solo owes a slug drug money
New-to-me movies seen in 2026: Ocean's Eight (2018)
"Somewhere out there is an eight-year-old girl lying in bed, dreaming of being a criminal. Let's do this for her."

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Brennan Lee Mulligan plays to win but Vic Michaelis plays to make Sam Reich lose
The Civil War Dads would like to remind us that it’s Pickett’s Charge Day, when a nation of the people, for the people, by the people did not perish from the earth because its defenders were heroic and its enemies were arrogant and kind of dumb. May it always be so.
the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.
rip Icarus you would have loved parachutes
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JAMES FLINT, BLACK SAILS, SEASON 1 ★ They took everything from us, and then they called me a monster. The moment I sign that pardon, the moment I ask for one, I proclaim to the world that they were right. This ends when I grant them my forgiveness, not the other way around.
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She's being so big and brave.
Nothing spectacular to report today. Work, writing, and Trivia Night (we won). With no Critical Role to stay up late for, I'm heading to bed at a reasonable hour.

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Out of Touch Thursday
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when you’re not around…
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