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One of the most disappointing things in life is realizing that, according to Jupiter Ascending logic, I'm not secret royalty because I got stung by a bee in elementary school.

#Tegan Talks #Jupiter Ascending #I've always wanted to be secret royalty #But I will say that the bee sting somehow helped me pass that math test #So I guess I have that going for me

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gimmieabowlofchili

lt “out of touch” columbo

#Video #Columbo #Out of Touch Thursday #Happy Out of Touch Thursday!

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit

Key "evil praise kink" of the Cauldron kneeling over from just sucking poison out of a woman he now refers to as "Boss", getting turned on when she pats him on the head and turning his head into her hand like a dog YOU WILL ALWAYS BE REAL TO ME

sarahreesbrennan

he was extremely well-behaved all through All Hail Chaos performing the desired tasks of

a) be Emperor

b) kill a series of enemies

so like what gives! where are his head pats at. justice for the Emperor.

sarahreesbrennan

glad to see we are all on the same page

—Long Live Evil

—All Hail Chaos

—Long Live Evil

—All Hail Chaos

All women do is sell you to Satan for one hot chip and lie.

#Long Live Evil #All Hail Chaos #All Hail Chaos Spoilers #Sarah Rees Brennan #The Once and Forever Emperor #He did all that was asked #He deserves all of the head pats forever and ever #And maybe more than head pats if My Lady is being generous

escuerzoresucitado

#This #July

iconuk01

Oh wow... she's at it again!

The Boundary of Love by Luo Li Rong

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#Art #Sculpture #Luo Li Rong #Amazing #Wow

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ominous-signs

#Mood #It's too hot

tartharyen

welcome to the new world.

25 YEARS OF A KNIGHT'S TALE THEATRICAL RELEASE – 11 MAY 2001

#gif #A Knight's Tale (2001)#I love this movie

pseudomantis

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a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

phaeton-flier

How about you mind your own damn business

#Art #Sunflower Seeds #Squirrel #This cracked me up

binturong-of-the-day

The binturong of fruit salad

#Binturong #Fruit Salad #That does look tasty

doctorwhowatchesthewatchmen

the circus is empty, all of the monkeys are here

#Yeah. That tracks.

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Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

#Calvin and Hobbes #It's July already

adamtotscomix

#Art #Comic #Solid Snake #This amused me

hanleialuke

5 things your character can't do while speaking

Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.

Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.

Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.

Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.

Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.

phrux

Choked is not meant to be taken literally, an obstruction in the throat. It means they’re having difficultly speaking, they’re forcing the words out with difficulty. Often used when the character is convulsed in tears or laughter.

Hiss is a low, threatening whisper. Raw, guttural, vicious. It is NOT a literal hiss like an animal, it is a tone of voice that serves the same function. Someone will hiss that they’re going to cut your throat- a message from one person to the other.

Snarl is the same kind of thing. Not literal, it’s a tone of voice that serves the same function. It’s raw and gutteral like a hiss, but more savage than vicious. It’s loud, it’s showy, it’s intimidating. It’s very alpha male, big man, look at how fucking dangerous I am. I’ll take ALL of you on. Even if they’re snarling at one person in particular, nobody better back them up or they’re gonna get fucked up too.

Shriek. Come on, seriously? We’ve all heard people shriek either in fear or outrage. High pitched, loud, out of control, feminine. Men can shriek, but it’s funny and emasculating. Think angry italian women throwing pots and pans or ladies on tables who just saw a mouse.

Sneering is contempt whether it’s a facial expression or a tone of voice or both. There are a hundred different ways to sneer with your voice, but it all adds up to the same thing.

carnivoredeer

How descriptive words work 101

susspirria

Op radiating cinema sins energy with that list lol

neopet-euthanization

OP tagging this as “reasons they stop reading a book in ch 1” yet not grasping like the most basic form of figurative language is… something

flipocrite

#Figurative Language #Reading Comprehension #Sigh. This.

riverpheenix

#gif #A League of Their Own (1992)#I'm so fond of this film

prokopetz

I love it when media fucks up the wording of the Rasputin disclaimer and ends up with shit like "any resemblance to people or locations living or dead is coincidental". I'd love to know what committing libel against a dead location would entail.

abalidoth

Fuck the Fiesta Mall in Mesa, AZ. I heard it ate someone once.

probabilitydirigible

this sea sucks shit. it doesnt even have any scrolls im sure

prokopetz

#Sorry what do you mean “rasputin disclaimer” (via @big-condiments-official)

For once I'm not actually doing a bit; those "any resemblance to real persons living or dead" disclaimers genuinely exist because of Rasputin.

(In brief, the 1932 MGM Studios film Rasputin and the Empress is a dramatisation of the life and times of Grigori Rasputin which is partially adapted from the personal memoirs of Felix Yusupov, one of the principal conspirators responsible for Rasputin's assassination. The film, which was heavily marketed as being based on real events, falsely claims that Rasputin fucked Yusupov's wife, Princess Irina Alexandrovna. As both Yusupov and Princess Irina were still alive at the time, they jointly sued MGM for libel – and won. This is actually, literally the reason the practice of including those disclaimers was taken up.)

insomniac7809

Ra Ra Rasputin Life adapted to the screen But doing so they slandered a prince Ra Ra Rasputin Felix hatched a legal scheme And MGM was thoroughly rinsed

#The Rasputin thing is one of my favorite pieces of trivia to randomly trot out

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birdandmoon

Female birds with confusing names.

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#Art #Birds #Yeah. That tracks.#These are fun

maidthings

secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women

maidthings

<-normal bird photography | typically reserved for pin-up posters ->

#Animal Photography #Birds #Secretary Bird #Yeah. That is a fascinating phenomenon.

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