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One of the most disappointing things in life is realizing that, according to Jupiter Ascending logic, I'm not secret royalty because I got stung by a bee in elementary school.

#Tegan Talks #Jupiter Ascending #I've always wanted to be secret royalty #But I will say that the bee sting somehow helped me pass that math test #So I guess I have that going for me

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I'm calling it a day. Work was busy, I managed a few words of writing, and I did my usual Wednesday stuff. Now it is bedtime.

#Tegan Talks #I write stuff sometimes

tjalexandernyc

I went to my local wine shop, purchased a mid range bottle of champagne, put it on the top shelf of the fridge to chill, and will open it when it happens. And every day I open the fridge and see that bottle I will remember it might happen today, or it might not. But it will definitely happen some day.

tjalexandernyc

I think it'll be fine actually

#I've got a bottle of gay bubbly (it's rainbow and proceeds from the sale go to a gay charity) and a t-shirt waiting for the day It Happens #There's a comfort in being prepared for that inevitable and glorious day

sadclowncentral

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

#This #Mood

theorangepdf

book dedications are so tender here is this piece of art i made for an audience of thousands. but really every word is for you

#This #Book deductions

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kedreeva

I love him

weirdstrangeandawful

Yes Captain!

Fun fact! I didn't use a ship's curve once when drawing the ship but I used three to draw The Boy

kedreeva

Stunning!

#Bird #Peacock #Art #I love this

guerrillatech

Black panther poster. Just as relevant today

jingerpi

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME. POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE. ASK YOURSELF, WHAT KINDS OF A WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS? IT'S A WORLD WERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, A WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SAT- ISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS.

THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR G6OVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PR0FITS, THE WORK WON'T GET DONE.

#There is work to be done #But it is not getting done because no one will pay for it and they see no profit in it

iheartvelma

Ok, this is an ad, but it’s a 180° turn from the company’s friendly but bland campaigns into something genuinely well-acted and hilarious.

#I just watched the ad #Someone needs to put the video on Tumblr so that all may experience it more easily #I'm rooting for Archibald and that other woman

proxima-bee

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

#Sigh #This

pangur-and-grim

Belphie is in constant need of mental stimulation, so there's not really a wrong way to interact with him. you can pick him up, flip him about, and put down him down facing the opposite direction, and he'll just go "hey, that was novel!" and approach you for it again.

pangur-and-grim

meanwhile I have to tell people "if you approach Pangur respectfully and hold out your hand for her to sniff, she will scratch you and draw blood. please just let her lurk in the corner and stare at you."

#Cats #Belphegor #Pangur #Yeah. That tracks.

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teaboot

Was about to fall asleep and apropos of nothing was struck out of nowhere by a horrible future vision of a brightly-lit and saccharine 3D-AI Calvin and Hobbes movie with Scarlet Johanssen voicing the mom and Chris Pratt voicing Hobbes and experienced an emotional haptic jerk so chilling I feel like I just foresaw my own death

teaboot

(Drenched in a cold sweat, visibly shaking) We Need To Warn Bill Watterson

#Calvin and Hobbes #Who's ready to jump and catch that dodgeball?

birdplushie

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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hannisconfused

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kitsunesakii

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OOPS TOO DEEP

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

queer-crows-nightmare

#This #Subtle but important distinction

beardedmrbean

One more in the W column for Japan.

supersoftly

Link for extension :3c

#Video #Cat #That is an excellent innovation

assignedmale

#This #Comic #Art

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charlesoberonn

This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.

charlesoberonn

Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”

femboy-fever

ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m

wondermanaging

can we have some context to this, perhaps?

charlesoberonn

Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.

Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.

That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.

(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)

connard-cynique-deactivated2024

just fucking read it

http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones

fuocogo

There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me

actuallyjuststealingmemes

This is just as wild with the context

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charlesoberonn

Some of my favorite moments in the series

esoteric-merit

From the foreword to 2021 print of the comic.

charlesoberonn

I’m glad people want to read it but don’t it on the pirate site linked above, though. It’s full of malware and annoying ads.

The omnibus of the full series is only about $30 online.

piscesintherain

If you don’t have $30 going spare, check your local library. If they don’t have it, they can help you with interlibrary loan. Or they might just buy it - libraries want to carry books people will read!

#The Flintstones #Comic #Art #This comic is so good #And it hits hard #I highly recommend checking it out

Work was fine. I wrote some words. I put a gay stand-up special on for my parents and walked away. I heard laughter so I think that was a good call.

Now I sleep. Hopefully.

#Tegan Talks #I write stuff sometimes

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