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One of the most disappointing things in life is realizing that, according to Jupiter Ascending logic, I'm not secret royalty because I got stung by a bee in elementary school.

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One million pounds to the writer of this caption in the Guardian please
It's Thursday! I made it through work. I wrote a few words. We were victorious at Trivia Night. And now it's time for Critical Role. Huzzah!
Feed her only ashes.
I apprehended him mid-crime

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stares at you with my eyes of the abyss. these feeble glass panes will not hold me for much longerβ¦
Do you recognize this TV theme song? #696
I know this and can name the series
I know this but can't name the series
I might know this
I've never heard this
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Taiwanese Pangolin (Manis p. pentadactyla), family Manidae, order Pholidota, Taiwan
CRITICALLY ENDANGERED.
A subspecies of the Chinese Pangolin
photograph by Steijn Pulles

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When you try to talk about enshittification, it sounds like conspiracy theories. (I'm not crazy)
Amazon made their service worse, to force people to pay for Prime.
Nowadays, if you order from Amazon, there is a week long delay before your package is shipped. (on purpose)
I remember when orders would ship out the same day. (I remember - it was real)
YouTube didn't used to have ads. Now, ads play in the middle of videos. (it's worse than TV ever was)
The best can opener I have owned is over 40 years old. Modern ones just don't hold up as well. (The ones I bought new broke ages ago)
The bread machine my mom got for her wedding lasted 30 years. It's been replaced twice in the last 5 years. (How can you fuck this up?)
The cardboard tubes in the middle of toilet paper rolls have gotten larger. (This too?) Companies increasing the price of the product while selling you less. (REALLY?)
It sounds crazy. (it's the truth) When you talk about it, YOU sound crazy. (it's true)
Even when people believe you (do they really), all they can say is "it sucks". (it's too big) Because the problem is so big, so pervasive, what can we even DO about it???
To get the necessary laws written and passed, we need politicians, to get the politicians elected we need information campaigns, to fund campaigns we need money, and all the money is being hoarded by the people profiting from enshittification. (it sounds so fake)
So I talk about enshittification (it sounds crazy), so people don't forget that things have been made worse on purpose (it's true), even though I sound crazy. (maybe I am)
It's called planned obsolescence and it was invented when lightbulbs could still run for 1000 years. Enshittification is the web-specific (and more specifically social media) version of that.
The binturong of trying to get mamaβs attention
Ugh. AI ruins all of the fun.
The cat jury duty story was AI and I've deleted my reblog.
Iβve only had Sheila Atimβs Akasha for two minutes and I would let her kill me and everyone in this room

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congratulations to matt murdock for being the subject of the two best tweets ever written about a comic book character by their own editor/writer. king shit