Wait. . .what? @artfulusername - Tumblr Blog

One of the most disappointing things in life is realizing that, according to Jupiter Ascending logic, I'm not secret royalty because I got stung by a bee in elementary school.

#Tegan Talks #Jupiter Ascending #I've always wanted to be secret royalty #But I will say that the bee sting somehow helped me pass that math test #So I guess I have that going for me

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Monday is done. This week is going to serve as a reminder of why I will be taking my birthday week off of work. But, hey, I managed to write a few words. Yay for that.

#Tegan Talks #I write stuff sometimes

tasty-tiktoks

houseofglass

oh!

#Video #From the Clock App #Flabbergasted!#This bit never fails to make me laugh #I've reblogged this before and I'll reblog it again

beardedmrbean

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

cookingwithroxy

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

#The Hobbit #Tolkien #Let kids read and learn

juunipupu

Ride with me, Sir Knight

-for @novaandmali 's and Dames Prod's artbook 'My Liege: Queer Knights in Love' -

#Art #Just Knight Things #Knights #This is beautiful

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

kabaks

Lord why have you not taken woody allen yet. Your aim is fucking terrible

#This

binturong-of-the-day

The binturong of stardom

#Binturong #What a star!

teaboot

Using Fey Law as a heavy-handed metaphor for corporate IP copyright

teaboot

Saying their name will draw their attention.

Using their likeness will spark their ire.

Encroachment upon their domain will earn punishment beyond earthly tithe.

The consequences of their regard may be intangible and long-lasting.

Rarely, you may earn their approval, but it is not worth the risk.

You must ask their permission, which is rarely granted.

Once they have you, they will not let you go for a hundred years.

You must be clever and use trickery and wordplay to evade them.

The master of each domain has their own unique and fickle nature, and some are more forgiving than others.

One must use titles and euphemisms to discuss them without their notice- IE, "The Rat", "The Bird Website"

teaboot

Starting a mass movement to refer to specific Tylwyth Teg by name until they lose their power and become common household standards like Kleenex and Velcro

teaboot

Spreading legend of The Rodent In Red Pants Who Walks Upright On Hind Legs Like a Man and if you sully his Good and kindly Name then great misfortune will befall you and you will never be heard from again

#You know what? OP is not wrong.#I can see the vision

sailforalittle

j. harrison ghee as hermes in hadestown

#Hadestown #Hermes #J. Harrison Ghee #They look amazing

fishmechs

#Critical Role #Critical Role Campaign 2 #The Mighty Nein #Caduceus Clay #Fan Art #This is awesome

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

heimeldat

This little guy has lived in my head for soooo long, but I haven't drawn him since I was a kid haha.

ID: a semi-realistic pen drawing of a squirrel and pigeon combined gryphon style, with loose low-saturation colors slapped on. Underneath it says North American Rock Gryphon, common name American Squigeon. end ID

#Art #Fantasy Art #Gryphon #Pigeon #Squirrel #I love everything about this

deydenier

Death and Life

Prints available here

#Sinners (2025)#Fan Art #This is absolutely gorgeous #Wow

markovchaingang

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

#This

dreamlogic

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

#I love that phrase #I'm keeping it

expressions-of-nature

by Elena Mogilevich

#Animal Photography #Foxes #These pictures are awesome

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

saviorified

when a woman points out that sports fans hate women and sports leagues hate women and athletes hate women people will often go "just watch women's sports" and it's a stupid fucking response every single time

saviorified

women should be respected in every single sports space, none of these structural issues are solved by just ... sending them somewhere else + the way people say this always comes across as demeaning; watching womens sports is worthwhile on its own, it shouldn’t be prescribed as exile for women who notice that the wider sports world hates them

#This #Sports #Misogyny

onion-xiv

#Yeah. That tracks.

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

Wait. . .what?