Bitch don't kill my vibe!

Hm? No, I don't believe there's anything "disordered" about my personality. I think what you're referring to is my awesome and swaglike nature. Perhaps my sheer charisma and inherent chillness. Is that what you meant? It must be. Hm? Wwait what no im not crazycome on. be serious hahaha. whaaaat? nooo.. you think im cool. yoy think im cool. YOU Think im Cool. Please.

stops boymoding, takes 55 damage? that tracks

but +4 max hp!

Notice how there's light in her eyes that wasnt there before. HRT saved her

Did you seriously just smoke some of my elfweed? Girl you're gonna get soooo fucked in 5 years. Yeah it only lasts a decade though.

Don't worry about your nipples being more sensitive.

"I created Hot Wings as a sort of- Hmm.. Narrative foil, to Pizza" -The writer and director of Food

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

can you put that on a coaster

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds